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I was at McDonald's with some friends a few hours ago, and one of them took out a cigarette, lighted it, and got up to go somewhere. His girlfriend asked where he was going and he said to do number two. So that got me wondering, my boyfriend does that too. Everytime he goes to the toilet he'll have a cigarette with him, and I'm sure plenty of guys do that. I asked him why, he said it makes it easier for the poo to go out. Very interesting.
Anyway, my actual question is, if you smoke while doing a number two wouldn't you be inhaling faecal bacteria as well? It's not like normal breathing...this is like deep inhaling. So is smoke really all that you're inhaling? Makes a person wonder doesn't it.
I saw this really weird insect in my room last night. I have no idea what it was. At first it was just running along the walls so I didn't mind so much, but when it started getting near the beds I was a bit freaked out. Then when I poked at it, it stopped moving altogether. It was one of those camouflage thingies. I then wanted to throw it out and took a plastic bag, but then started having second thoughts. What if it moved around when it was in my hand ? Ew! I then thought of spraying it but then decided not to because I didn't know if it was evil or not. It certainly looked evil though. So I called my friend who was outside to come in and help. She promptly reached for the Ridsect and sprayed it. Problem solved. If anybody knows what it is, you're welcome to tell me.
For some time I thought that the worst and most embarassing thing that can ever happen is to be walked in on in the bathroom. I was wrong. The most embarassing thing that can ever happen is actually walking in on someone in the bathroom. That would not only be embarassing, but also traumatizing (degree of which depends on how much was seen). The moral of the story is, knock on the door if you think you hear water running even if the door is unlocked.
This is the most amazing video I've ever seen. It's definitely a wake up call, and an eye opener. This teaches all those people to never judge a book by the cover. I absolutely loved watching all the reactions. This lady is so swugly (invented word courtesy of The Zik)!
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....FOOD! Yes, my loyal readers. Today I shall tell you all about the wonderful food I have eaten since I came back.
Oh yes, before I forget. Warning to all One Utama frequenters. Avoid Little Taiwan. The prices are high, the food's not all that good, and the servers barely speak English. But the beef is good. If you insist on going, have the beef.
I learned three new words this week.
Kabok - Excessively obese (apparently comes from gobok which means cupboard)
Kebah - To have healed from a fever or sickness
Pelit - Stingy
I'm that much smarter today.
I tried a stunt with my car today, and something fell out of the window. It sounded like plastic. Nothing of importance seemed to be missing, but I'll check again later. Note to self : Don't drift with the windows open.
My schedule today :
Hospitality Event Management Test (9am-10am)
Hospitality Sales & Marketing Test (10am-1130am)
Print assignment to be handed in, and hand in (230pm-330pm)
Study Law (4pm-6pm)
Innkeepers' Law Test (630pm-740pm)
Tomorrow :
Industrial Training Briefing (845am-11am)
Supervision Test (11am-12pm)
I'm so completely exhausted!
If guns kill people, spoons make people fat.
